Monday, April 13, 2009

The memoirs of a Wonderland

This Saturday..i,e 11th april was a funday…:D..unlike other day I got up 7:30 in the moning n chcked mah cell watch twice[it was bad for my reputation..lolz]…coz for other days its 10:30am.reason was “baishakhi bash” in mani sq…n whre it comes to going out wid frnds n that too for grabing n biting..[foods off course..:P]am alwaz ready…so widin 1 hour I was ready completing mah bath..breakfast n all…the problem arised while selecting mah dress..i always have prob wid this specially when my mom isnt around there to decide for me…after trying lotta tops…n finally selecting a black one…I remembered that I told mah mom with a damn serious tone..”I have a campus connect programme today in my college”..n wearing a nice top will make her suspect…so…chose another black top…wich is as plain as anything…J..but when I reached sakherbazar to meet my aother two frnds I was more dan just ashamed..wow…it seemed that they were too eager to go n am kinda dragged with little or perhaps no intention of going…L..watever then came the next prob..thats finding a bus to go..since they never went to mani sq..[I went two times before]it wasn’t a prob..atleast dats wat I thot…:Pso went to the bus depot n then took to bus to chingrihata..n thot dat after dat wen will take a bus to mani sq directly…in the way a frnd joined us..we were four in together me..sremoyee,sankha n madhuka…widin 1:15 pm we were on the floor of al the attention…:P..after waitng n the long queue ,oogling guys for 25 mins we got ur card..:P..n wow..the whole hall was flooding with foods…”uff era j keno eto khai?”..”kom daam bole sobai khete chale eseche”..were usual one liners..lil did the realize dat they are also one of them in the lot they are referring too..:P..after fighting with the “bhukhas” in the counter we took four chicken buckets in 24 bucks..only to find that we don’t have a seat to “sit”..after trying a lot by oogling at peoples while they are eating in watery puppy eyes..or asking them..”is neone sitting ova here?”..finally we chose our victims…at one end acouple was sitting…the girl seems too innocent n completely unware of the unavailability of seats..n with serene eyes she was waitng for her bf to come with foods…n two seats were vacant beside her..n took them..n kept our plate..seeing us four she guessed I think dat we were damn angry carrying those chicken buckets n not getting a chance to grab them..arggh…she made us space to keep the plate..n slowly n stdilay we pused her on one side.n made urself widin dat space…her bf came after 5 mins carrying some ice-cream…n was shocked like anything wid the complete change of scenario..with fiery eyes he first glanced us n then his gf..n widin 10 mins they completed n “chalta bana”..n meanwhile sreem n sankha kept on dumping foods on the table..n went again collecting them…n me n madhuka was in front of them..evry people who crossed the table…first gave a look to the table..n then us..think us insane..coz it was out of their domain of thinking that how will two gals manage them..n ten why are they looking at them…:P
It was damn embarrassing for me…whatever we completed them quite fast..:D
Then after ghanving food..it was time to test ur nerves…well I had no doubt bout the strength of mine..coz am too sure bout it..but those mororns wernt…so they were too eager to visist “ the scary house”..n mah constant persuasion like”ogulo boka boka jinish giye ki hobe bol?..tar theke chal carzy house e jai..”..were in vain..n they bought four ticket…tankfully madhuka had more or less the same kinda nerves I had..so it was decided that those two cowards sankah n sreemoyee will stay wid us..so sankha was left with me..n sremoyee with madhuka…n as theywere too afraid to enter there…me wid sankha tok the first step..n shit it was dark like hell over there…n I cudnt see a single thing except a skeleton wid blood shedding from his teeth.. and as soon as we were climbing some stairs he came to mah shoulder..n after wat I did..i bet it was his last venture…[I bet u pple can guess now]..firstly I was scared like anything n upon that sankha was dragging me like his luggage and someone from behind was in desperate need of mahself n as both of the hands were around sankha’s she took the help of mah top n soon I felt dat even if I come out of this palce safely..mah top wont..n coming out topless was the last thing I ever dreamed of..so I told ”sankha ashte hath…”…n someone came to mah ears n repeated it…again wat I did made him deaf I guess…wont dare to play such nasty pranks again with someone…evry second seemed hours to me..but little did I realize dat the main thing is left..while coming out a bed wid a skeleton sitting came towards us..n sreemoyee gave scream wich made me white…was numb for a second. Then ran n came out like anything…*phew*…after seeing mah face..some people were so convinced that they left the queue..but some couples mainly tha guys dragged their gf..[gfs who were like me]towards the queue..[no credit for guessing the reason];)
Well…mah heart was beating fast n so we went to a earring shop to ease things out…earrings alwaaz fascinates me..evry night I dream that some night when all will be in deep slumber I will steal all the nice earrings from these kinda stores..watever earrings made me forget…but it was too shamefull for sankha coz we were dragging him to evry knda girly shops like..pepe jeans..nick nish n all…n he was relieved I guess when he found two of his frnds over there..they were girls too..but still atleast for the sake of them we went to starmark…we came out from mani sq after 15 mins..n I decided prudly dat since lotta time is left we will spend sometime like 30 mins in swavhumi..n made them walk for 20 mins…after some time a thought came to may mind that last time while I came it dint took more than 10 mins to reach mani sq from swabhumi…n as soon as this thought came I visualized dat it aint the same road we went..n as soon I I realized it..i thought that if I confess it…arggh….so I tried to makde it up by saying dat swabhumi is much far way form this place if we go now..we might get late..better we will come some other day..but they wernt convinced n sankha asked a guy bout it..n he said”swabhumi..shey toh anek agey ei rashta e keno?”..before sankha turned around his head I was far away from his range…whatever then we took a bus C18!!!!!for tollygunje..
As soon as I saw the name..i tried to deviate their attention..from it..but it was too late…I was again caught…n again this time also it was none but sankha..grrrrr…wanted to kill him..he said” do ya know in wich bus we are?”..n I already know the consequences…arghhh…

The tiring journey ended for that day. the chain of events; patient expectations, tension in reaching, amorous intentions, frantic appetite, dreadful experiences and at last a confusion with a scorn from my friends…..all together the reel of varicoloured incidents finally curtained with me taking an auto back to my house, ending a wonderful venture….together a reel of wonderful experiences, leaving behind a scar of redolent memories…...imperishable, unforgettable